January 7

Steam Workshop – Almost Too Conveinient

One complaint I always hear from people trying to get into modding games on PC is how difficult it can be. I wouldn’t personally say that modding is difficult, but I will admit that it can be pretty involved. Luckily, there is an easier way! Introducing the Steam Workshop.

The Steam Workshop allows PC players easy and safe access to mods. There are limitations to what workshop mods can be. Most mods reuse or replace assets that are already in the games you are modding. Entirely new content on the scale of externally sourced mods or ROM hacks is uncommon on the workshop, but the convenience of using workshop mods makes it worth it. Installing a mod from the Steam Workshop is super easy!

To install a mod from the workshop, first you must pick a game in your library that has workshop support. Then you must find that game’s workshop page. Finally just select a mod you want and press the green button.

 

It’s that easy.

Any mods you subscribe to will be automatically installed or updated next time you play the game they are for. Most workshop supported games have an in-game page that will let you manage the mods you have installed. To get familiar with this system again for this blog I dusted off my copy of Left 4 Dead 2 and fired it up.

Left 4 Dead 2 is a perfect example of how such a convenient system can go a bit wrong. With such easy installation, its easy for the number of mods to get out of hand. So a lot of the time workshop supported games devolve into a mess of over 100 mods, with almost no mods meant to go together. Just coming back to Left 4 Dead 2 today I was greeted with a few error messages for my trouble.

This is an inconvenience, sure. But don’t mistake having a chaotic mod library as an entirely bad thing. This can make your games a total mess, but it can also make your games a total mess!

Mod destruction is a weird and wonderful way to breath new life into a game and Left 4 Dead 2 does this very well. As standard the game is a fun zombie shooter but the appeal runs out after a bit. With a few dozen mods Left 4 Dead 2 becomes a surreal horror game about killing hoards of fish as Princess Peach. On top of that every special enemy in the game is something different. Half of the time I don’t know what is coming after me and its pure chaos. The other half of the time I’m fighting the Heavy Weapons Guy from Team Fortress 2.

Also, yes. He has his Sandvich.

The audio is also all over the place, the music is a mishmash of pop culture music. The main menu has the titular music of Rick Astley playing in the background. Left 4 Dead 2’s Tanks, the Heavy in my game, are accompanied with Country Roads by John Denver. The voices are also a total mess. For example the Witches (some of the strongest enemies in the game) are now voiced by Dora the Explorer. This somehow only serves to make that enemy more intimidating, even with a mismatched model from Pokémon.

There were also other characters in play that I couldn’t get decent shots of such as Baby Mario and Peter Griffin. Those were the few characters with correct sound effects. There was also a tub of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream (voiced by Crash Bandicoot, obviously) that I couldn’t get a good picture of either, The last enemy is some dragon that replaces the Spitter, I have no idea where it came from.

The other players seen throughout these pictures are players found in online matchmaking. I have no idea who they really are.

By now I think the point is clear. Mods can spiral out of control until games are barely recognizable. I’ve only talked about the changed enemies and this post is at 641 words. Weapons and friendly characters are also changed mostly beyond recognition.

With Steam Workshop you can install mods to your heart’s content and then some. The mods can spiral out of hand with how easy they are to install, but that is not always a bad thing. Destroying a game with mods is stupid fun and is always a different experience for everyone. You can keep mods tasteful, but that is a blog for another time.

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January 6

Timed Shutdowns Using The Command Prompt

At one point or another you will run into a scenario when you have to leave, but your computer is in the middle of a task. It always happens at the worst times, and sometimes that task cannot be interrupted. Luckily there are some solutions.

The command prompt is an excellent tool for getting the most out of your computer because you can access tools you didn’t know you had. This includes a timed shutdown function. Once you have the command prompt open this is what you need to know:

The first thing you need to enter is “shutdown”, then “-s”. This is to tell the the computer to log of and power down. The next part is “-t”, or the time you are setting. The time has to be entered in seconds. For example, 5 minutes would be 300 seconds. To have a timed shutdown of 10 minutes the command would look like this: “shutdown -s -t 600”

If you want to cancel the shutdown, simply type “shutdown -a”

For a bit of extra fun you can add a comment using the “-c” command. To do this you just have to add “-c” into the command with the comment you want to say in parenthesis after it. For example: “shutdown -s -c “get back to work” -t 600″ will have the computer shutdown in 10 minutes and display that message.

It’s really that simple. Timed shutdowns can be very useful in the right situation, but are admittedly very niche. There are other ways to manage your computer from afar, but this is a quick solution that requires no extra programs. Other programs can be used to manage your computer from somewhere else, but those are a blog for another time.

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January 4

Rom Hack – Super Mario 64 Chaos Edition

Some time ago I talked briefly about ROM hacks in a blog talking about emulators. ROM hacks are an incredible creative medium for aspiring developers, as well as a content goldmine for players. With a bit of digging you can find anything from satisfying new stories to meatier challenges for experienced players. What about the people that enjoy banging their head against the wall?

It turns out that this niche is filled in the form of Super Mario 64 Chaos Edition. At some point a few years ago the content creator Kaze Emanuar came up with the Chaos Edition hack. The way it works is simple on paper. The base game is unchanged in terms of map design, but a variety of effects are applied at random. This ranges from graphics, to gravity, to controls. The full list of effects can be found here.

What isn’t simple is how this translates to the game. The effects applied can be more than one at a time, the most I have ever been able to count at once is 6. But I would not be surprised if there could be more at once. This could make for a nice fun time with just moon gravity applied. Or you could be a signpost that can’t turn left running around in corrupted texture hell while Mario sings you a jaunty tune and also coins are now exploding ghosts. Either scenario is not an exaggeration either, Super Mario 64 Chaos Edition can go from 0-100 out of nowhere.

Before writing this I took a few minutes to give Chaos Edition another shot and refresh my memory. Once I had the game up and running everything seemed a bit calmer than I remembered. I was able to get all the way into a level with nothing happening.

Never mind.

Chaos Edition’s true colors started to shine through the moment I let my guard down. The game was in full chaos swing out of nowhere and I was just along for the ride. What are you even supposed to do when the entire map is flipping out?

After a few minutes of pain, I moved over to Bob-omb Battlefield. The situation there was a bit more manageable. The only problem at first was some odd gravity and exploding Goombas.

That calm hardly lasted. Most of my time in the level looked more like this.

This was still more manageable than the previous stage I had tried. Even with the camera in another zip code and sideways, I still nearly managed to beat Footrace with Koopa the Quick.

 

At the end of the race every object in the level came to me all at once. This messed up the spawn of the Power Star and soft-locked the game. At that point my refresher on Super Mario 64 Chaos Edition was over.

 

Super Mario 64 Chaos Edition can be a thrill to play. This ROM hack can be brutal to try to beat a few challenges casually. However, there are people that have collected all 120 stars in the game. That alone is a feat in itself, but there are people that speedrun Super Mario 64 Chaos Edition! This hack is well worth checking out whether you are a casual player looking for a laugh, or a hardened player looking for a challenge. Everything you need to know about getting this hack can be found on Kaze Emanuar’s YouTube Channel.

While you are at his channel, you can also take a look at some other hacks he has come up with. There are a lot of really good Super Mario 64 hacks that are a lot of fun. If you want more chaos, Emanuar has also done a chaos edition for The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time. But that is a blog for another time.

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December 31

A Retrospective on Emulators and Pokemon ROMs

Picture this:

It’s 20xx, old games are getting harder to find, and the prices are skyrocketing. One day a friend says to you “You know you can get that for free, right?” They go on to explain this odd new thing called an “Emulator.” A few hours later your computer is being eaten alive by all the viruses you’ve just installed, but it doesn’t matter. You have a free copy of Pokemon.

It was always Pokemon too. If ever there was a game worth downloading: that was it. By the time emulators picked up the internal batteries of the first 3 generations of games were starting to run out. This meant that you were liable to lose your progress if you didn’t gut the cartridge and replace the battery before playing at all. Most people were not up for that.

What a lot of people also weren’t up for was the price. Pokemon games have always held their value pretty well, so the cheapest they ever get is around $15 in questionable condition. Most people I knew didn’t bother trying to buy the other titles, they just emulated them. Why wouldn’t you?

Once you knew what to look for, getting ROMs of old titles was easy and (mostly) risk free. Everyone started with Pokemon, that is just what you did. But once you knew what to do there was a world of games available to you. Plus this was a lot of people’s first experience to ROM hacks.

ROM hacks were weird. The most notable ones were for, as you might expect, Pokemon. New stories, new maps, parodies, randomizers. ROM hacks made up entire new games for free! It was unlike anything you see anymore. Of course this is because of how defensive the company clad in red is over their copyright. A few years ago most Pokemon ROMs were sandblasted off the internet before the release of a game most people don’t care about anymore.

Then again the company in question was technically in the right when they angered a massive chunk of their target audience for no profit. After all, distribution of ROMs is technically illegal. As a responsible adult I cannot advocate for such activity. So I’m going to tell you exactly what to look for so you don’t accidentally download any of these nasty files.

Whatever you do, do not go on a website such as emuparadise.me for reliable and safe access to emulators and ROMs. Especially make sure that you avoid any ROMs marked with “(trashman)”, these are exceptionally good quality and should be avoided at all costs. Finally, if you are ever in doubt on how to avoid these heinous files, there are plenty of forums and Sub-Reddits that tell you where to find ROMs. So you can avoid them, obviously.

At some point this blog became focused on Pokemon ROMs in particular. As I mentioned earlier there is a world of games out there if you look around (not that I would recommend doing so). There are also a ton of amazing ROM hacks for other games that I haven’t covered. But I suppose that is a blog for another time.

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December 29

My Abandonware – A Retro Goldmine

Some software is less fortunate than others. There are a lot of games that eventually stop being supported by the developers and, unless that developer’s name begins with “N” and ends in “tendo”, copyright violations are no longer monitored. This is when software enters the realm of Abandonware. Fire up that antivirus software, this can get messy!

Maybe the antivirus comment is an overstatement but it never hurts to be too careful. Sites such as myabandonware.com make it pretty safe to look around for stuff like this. A solid Antivirus software can have your back but its better to never take that chance in the first place. Abandon ware is not an Emulator, it is the original software. You may need other files to get this stuff running. If you are ever in doubt about whether a website is safe, there are plenty of forums and sub-Reddits out there to tell you whats what. Now that the precautions are out of the way, let’s see what Abandonware has to offer.

Overall there is an insane variety of games that are available. A lot of games are very old, going back to the Apple 2, Commodore 64, and older. But there is also a lot of newer games such as The Sims, Need for Speed, and The Simpsons – Hit and Run. The last one has a notable cult-following with an active modding community. Even the first two Fallout games were Abandonware until very recently. While there are plenty of options, how do you get them running?

Work, lots of work is what it takes to get these games to run. As I said earlier, these are not Emulators. These games have to be installed properly, and in some cases registered (sort of). Emulators are way easier to get running, but tend to suffer in performance. You can get around some work by emulating the console version of a game, but its never the same.

What you need to get most Abandonware running is two things; Daemon Tools, and something for .Zip files. An unregistered copy of WinRAR fits the theme of what we’re doing but anything will do. Daemon Tools is a program for making digital disk drives. This is for installing the “disks” that contain the game files. (As a side note; Daemon Tools also comes with an antivirus software that is allegedly very good, but difficult to set up. You can opt-out of the antivirus in the installer.)

Using your .Zip program and Daemon tools you can install Abandonware games almost as if they are brand new. After they are installed, is the matter of “registration.” This can be done by tweaking game files yourself since nothing is restricted in these games. Or you can just grab a “No CD Exe” file online. These aren’t hard to find and simply get tossed into the game files. This new file is your new launcher button for your game of choice. But the game is not ready yet!

Finally, you need to run compatibility settings. You can find this by right-clicking on the game launcher and clicking “Troubleshoot compatibility.” Just select the OS the game originally was released on and it should run. If it doesn’t run then simply keep trying versions until you get the right one.

Overall getting Abandonware running is that easy! I’m kidding obviously, getting this stuff running is pretty involved. Everything I have written so far has been simplified to a degree. But if you are willing to put in the work, Abandonware offers a free way to experience old games that run just as well if not better than when they were new.

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