It was not the usual night out for Daphne and Katrine. Daphne had been encouraged by her husband to be; who expressed that such an experience would make for good conversation at a dinner or cocktail party. He impressed upon her that as his wife she would be expected to maintain a regular diet of cultural activity. Katrine was there because she was everywhere that Daphne was.
The buzz was that a new poet was appearing at a local college and her readings were quite avant-garde. So it was that Daphne and Katrine put down the afternoon decanter and headed over to the campus. The room was not large, but could accommodate a few dozen people. There were a few students probably there for extra credit, other academic types and some who seemed genuinely excited to be there. The room was filling fast. Daphne and Katrine arrived early enough to find three seats in the middle of the venue. Each took one and in the middle placed their Prada purses. Just as they became acclimated to this new territory, a woman of slight build with dark hair and Andean complexion pushed in and claimed the seat between them. With purses reluctantly reclaimed, Daphne and Katrine, now silent, sat with stone faces straight ahead.
The air was not electric, but there was a certain anxious anticipation, especially now that it was three minutes past start time. The artist had yet to appear. Suddenly, the woman between Daphne and Katrine began moaning and gently rocking from side to side. She reached into what looked like a bag of rags and pulled out a skein of red yarn; the kind used in arts and craft classes.
With this yarn, the woman began attaching and wrapping up both Daphne and Katrine in an asymmetrical, haphazard fashion; humming all the while. Daphne blushed red, but was not sure how to react to this new development. Mortified, the ladies realized that THIS was the poet and that they were now a part of the performance. Daphne longed for an ejection button to magically return her to life as she had known it. But, it was too late for that. She watched helplessly as the red yarn wound its way into a road map-like pattern across her carefully chosen outfit. Katrine’s face had simply given up all its blood as she sat attempting an understanding smile.
Now the lady moved to front of the room where a podium stood awaiting her offerings. By now, her voice had crescendoed to a high pitched, but not unpleasant note that engulfed the entire room:
AaaaHHH
aaaahhhh
We’re all tired aren’t we
aaaaahhhhhhhhhh
In this room they learned the atrocity of the tits:
…but they paid two pounds
for each
woman
who had been killed.
And the proof of the killing
in their case
was their tits
cut
off.
Their tits.
They were proud of their tits—
…
they were covered
by the missionaries
and no more right
to even speak.
Tits.
No more rights.
Tits.
And they learned of hummingbirds:
…and the swallows do just like the hummingbirds
they pretend
that light
is flashing
on their bodies
TAH
they go like that
and turn the ray
in a different direction
so I will begin
with a hummingbird poem for you
because this is what Ihey do
some of these creatures they have
this is the males
they have this red plumage
here in the front of their breast
And so it went, this intersection with the lady Vicuna. After what seemed like hours, Daphne and Katrine deftly removed the yarn and slid along the walls until they were once again breathing fresh New England air. Both were not sure yet how they had changed, but they had a new respect for breasts and Spanish and English and nectarines.